I do. But I only have one arrow with me, and I'm unsure of where to find more as I cannot create them. I would need to buy an awful lot of them, too... no, it seems to me that learning how to fight with my fists is more practical, and cheaper besides.
[He doesn't want to punch someone, but if he must...]
Oh? I would be glad to accept. I only hope I can do them justice!
[He's seen what Hermes is capable of, after all, though he won't say as much yet.]
I would teach you how to punch someone, but I have barely begun my own lessons. It would be silly of me to try to teach you something I barely have a grasp on myself.
[He also can't really imagine Hermes ever punching someone.]
I am sure there are many things you will be able to teach me while we are here.
[Ah...he's relieved. He actually accepted his offer.]
And I am certain you will. They are simple, yet effective and aether efficient. Ah, I suppose I could teach you a binding spell as well. That may be useful to know.
[A certain spell Hythlodaeus is familiar with, considering Hermes used it on all of them when he was having a certain future meltdown...]
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[There's something alarming yet equally amusing to imagine Hythlodaeus punching someone.]
Forgive me if it is forward of me to offer, but I would be glad to teach you a wind spell or two.
[If he can cast them surely Hythlodaeus can...right?]
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Oh? I would be glad to accept. I only hope I can do them justice!
[He's seen what Hermes is capable of, after all, though he won't say as much yet.]
I would teach you how to punch someone, but I have barely begun my own lessons. It would be silly of me to try to teach you something I barely have a grasp on myself.
[He also can't really imagine Hermes ever punching someone.]
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[Ah...he's relieved. He actually accepted his offer.]
And I am certain you will. They are simple, yet effective and aether efficient. Ah, I suppose I could teach you a binding spell as well. That may be useful to know.
[A certain spell Hythlodaeus is familiar with, considering Hermes used it on all of them when he was having a certain future meltdown...]
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[He winks, then laughs. Sorry Hermes, he can't help himself sometimes.]
Mm, a binding spell? That does sound useful! Mayhap I could combine techniques- bind someone, and then punch them!
[And then run, because he surely would not win a fist fight with his angry opponent.]
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[It's okay Hythlodaeus, the innuendo flies right over his head. The wink still has him feeling bashful however.]
Oh yes, surely you will be able to. That may be a good technique actually.
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I'm sure it will have many practical uses. You have my thanks.
[He thinks.]
And when would be a suitable time for you to teach me these things?
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